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PORK OR BALONEY?™ IS COMING!

The Hilarious Party Game of Real vs. Fake Government Spending | Launching Mid-October 2026

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"Did the federal government spend $75,000 using backyard leaf-blowers to test lizard wind resistance?"

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Yes, this actually happened! In 2017, federal grants funded researchers using leaf-blowers to study how lizards hold onto trees during hurricanes.

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